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KIDS ADVICE TO KIDS
"Never trust a dog to watch your food." Patrick, age 10
"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer. " Hannah, 9
"Never tell your mom her diet's not working. " Michael, 14
"Stay away from prunes. " Randy, 9
"Never pee on an electric fence. " Robert, 13
"Don't squat with your spurs on. " Noronha, 13
"Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. " Emily, 10
"When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. " Taylia,11
"Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. " Traci, 14
"Don't sneeze in front of mum when you're eating crackers. " Mitchell,12
"Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic-Tac. " Andrew, 9
"Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. " Kyoyo, 9
"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. " Armir, 9
"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. " Kellie, 11
"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. " Naomi, 15
"Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. " Lauren, 9
"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. " Joel,10
"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. " Alyesha, 13
"Never try to baptize a cat. " Eileen, 8
Submitted by missygail & vikkia , usa
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