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Punishment!
Son kills a butterfly.
Dad says no butter for 2 weeks.
Son kills a honeybee
Dad says no honey for 3 weeks
Mom kills a cockroach
Son turns to dad and says 'Are you going to tell her or am I.'

Submitted by Phill Venables (), British Army, ICQ#:**151643970




Marks-Sheet
Kid to mother, "Mom, I passed! I got a passing grade in every subject!"
Mother says, "Junior will you please read out the subject and grade."
Kid, speaking aloud, "Maths - 'sleeping', Science - 'drinking fountain', Social Science - 'lunch' and Grammar - 'daydreaming'."

Submitted by Billy, New York


Singing Dog
Little Harold was practicing the violin in the living room while his father was trying to read in the den.
The family dog was lying in the den, and as the screeching sounds of little Harold's violin reached his ears, he began to howl loudly.

The father listened to the dog and the violin as long as he could.
Then he jumped up, slammed his paper to the floor and yelled above the noise, "For Pete's sake, can't you play something the dog doesn't know?!"

Submitted by merlin, usa


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