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Typical Male Stranded On A Deserted Beach
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, out of the surf comes this gorgeous, voluptuous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.
She comes up to the guy and says, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
"Ten years !", he cries.
She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes and a lighter. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag, and says, "Man, oh man! Is that ever good!"
Then she asked, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?"
Again, he replies, "Ten years!"
She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and gives it to him.
He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's fantastic !"
Then she starts unzipping the long zipper runing down the front of her wet suit and says to him, "And how long has it been since you've had some REAL fun??"
And the man replies, "My God! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there !"
Men Women Jokes Submitted by Janet Cage (22), Grenada
Home!
Wife : How did you managed to come home so early!?
Husband : My boss lost his temper and said "go to hell" and I came home.
Men Women Jokes Submitted by Rashmi (), India
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