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Wifes' Affair
Robert and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
His second friend says, "I know my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed."
Robert says, "I think my wife is having a affair with a horse."
Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed!"
Men Women Jokes Submitted by 'Mavs' Maverick (28), California
Men at Bar
Three guys are debating who has the best memory.
First guy says, "I can remember the first day of my First Grade class."
Second guy says, "I can remember my first day at Nursery School!"
Not to be outdone, the third guy says, "Hell, that's nothing. I can remember going to the senior prom with my father, and coming home with my mother."
Men Women Jokes Submitted by Catherine Aniston (22),
Husband's back..
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.
"How'd ya get that?" asked the bartender.
"From my husband," she replied.
"But I thought he was out of town?" he asked.
"So did I!" she said.
Men Women Jokes Submitted by Fred Mcguaire (26),
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