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Indecent Proposal
A guy stops to talk to a beautiful woman standing alone by a bus stop.
"Hello, I must say, you are about the most beautiful woman I have ever met."
"Thank you very much" replied the woman.
The guy quickly follows up, "I was wondering if you'd sleep with me for a million dollars?"
"A million dollars!" the girl responds. She thinks for a moment and answers, "Yes, I would sleep with you for a million dollars."
"How about five bucks? " responds the guy.
"Five Bucks!, What kind of woman do you think I am?"
"We've already determined that," he replies. "Now we're just haggling."
Men Women Jokes Submitted by Aliyah Jennifer Zellweger (),
Accident!
There was a married couple who were in a terrible accident. The woman's face was burned severely. The doctor told the husband they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was so skinny. The husband then donated some of his skin...however, the only place suitable to the doctor was from his buttocks.
The husband requested that no one be told of this, because after all this was a very delicate matter! After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever did before! All her friends and relatives just ranted and raved at her youthful beauty. She was alone with her husband one day & she wanted to thank him for what he did.
She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me! There is no way I could ever repay you!"
He replied, "Oh don't worry, Honey, I get plenty thanks every time your mother comes over and kisses you on your cheek!!"
Men Women Jokes Submitted by Fiery Angel (), US
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