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MEN and WOMEN...
How come you see an awful lot of smart guys with dumb women,
but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy?
Men say that whoever dies with the most toys wins.
Women know that whoever dies with the most toys dies anyhow, and his wife wins.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.99 a minute!
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need!
Women take clothing much more seriously than men.
You never see a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed, get me out of here. There's
another man wearing a black tuxedo!"
Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with superheroes.
Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.
When four or more women get together, they talk about men.
Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?"
Most men are extrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"
Women are looking for Mr. Right...
Men are looking for Ms. Right Now!
Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause.
With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes.
Male menopause, you get to date young girls and drive sports cars.
And remember, to a woman, "a sense of humor" means you tell good jokes.
To a man, it means that you laugh at HIS!
Men Women Jokes Submitted by Savannah N, Yahoo
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