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Time Served..
A wife wakes up in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. Checking around the house, she hears sounds from the basement. After turning on the light and descending the stairs, she finds her husband curled up into a little ball, sobbing.
"Honey, what's wrong?" she asks, worried about what could be hurting him so much.
"Remember, 20 years ago, I got you pregnant, and your father threatened me to marry you or to go to jail?"
"Yes, of course," she replies.
"Well, I would have been released tonight."
Men Women Jokes Submitted by Sakira Hakkamoto, Japan
You Don't Need to Be a Weatherman...
It's two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife are asleep, when suddenly the phone rings.
The husband picks up the phone and says, "Hello? ... How the heck do I know? What am I, the weather man?" -- and promptly slams the phone down.
His wife rolls over and asks, "Who was that?"
The husband replies, "I don't know. Some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear."
Men Women Jokes Submitted by Kathy M., USA
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