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Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women, (and What They Really Mean)
10. I think of you as a brother.
(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance".)

09. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(You are a jurassic geezer.)

08. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)

07. My life is too complicated right now.
(I'm waiting for a richer sugar daddy.)

06. I've got a boyfriend.
(I've got a vibrator.)

05. I don't date men where I work.
(Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building.)

04. It's not you, it's me.
(It's not me, it's you.)

03. I'm concentrating on my career.
(Even something as boring and un-fulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

02. I'm celibate.
(One look at you and I'm ready to swear off men altogether.)

01. Let's be friends.
(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in EXCRUCIATING detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with.)

So now tell me which one's do u often use., and ya tell me coz, I really want to know that.

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