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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN
- Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to lights and darks.
- Walk into bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush into the bathroom.
- Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how fat you are getting.
- Get in the shower. Look for face-cloth, arm-cloth, leg-cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.
- Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
- Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
- Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced with crocus oil. Leave on hair for 15-20 minutes.
- Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red raw.
- Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake bodywash.
- Rinse conditioner out of hair. (This takes at least 15 minutes, as you must be sure you've gotten it all out.)
- Shave armpits and legs. Consider bikini area, but decide to get it waxed instead.
- Turn off shower.
- Squeegee off all wet surfaces. Spray any spots with Tilex.
- Get out of shower. Dry with a towel the size of a small African country. Wrap hair in super-absorbent second towel.
- Check entire body for the ANY sign of a blemish. Dwell. Attack with nails and/or tweezers if found.
- Return to bedroom in long dressing gown with towel on head.
- If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush into the bedroom to spend 2 hours getting dressed.
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