What is the difference between men and women?
- A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
- A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Men Women Jokes Submitted by Bob (Moo Cow) Hyland (),
Viagra side effects!
A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Bacon and eggs, perhaps a slice of toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit, and a cup of fresh coffee?"
He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunch time, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl of home made soup, maybe, with a cheese sandwich? Or how about a plate of snacks and a glass of milk?"
Again he declines. "No, thanks. It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat, offering to go to the cafe and buy him a burger supper. "Or would you rather I make you a pizza from scratch? Or, how about a tasty stir fry? That'll only take a couple of minutes."
Once more, he declines. "Again, thanks, but it's this Viagra. It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
"Well, then", she says, "Would you mind getting off me? I'm STARVING!"
Men Women Jokes Submitted by Les Pourciau (), UMem
Suspicious Women!
Women are overly suspicious of their husbands ever since during the time of Adam and Eve.
When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset.
'You're running around with other women,' she charged.
'You're being unreasonable,' Adam responded. 'You're the only woman on earth.'
The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve.
'What do you think you're doing?' Adam demanded.
'Counting your ribs!'
Men Women Jokes Submitted by Roxette (21), Dallas
GoOd pOiNt
A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop, and with them are their nine children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes.
When the bus arrives,they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit in the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.
After a while the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the side walk.
He and says to him: "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end your stick, that ticking sound is driving me crazy!
The blind man replies: "If you would've put a rubber on the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up!"
Men Women Jokes Submitted by SimiBal (), USA
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