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What Every Woman Should Have...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
...one old love
she can imagine
going back to...

and one who reminds
her how far she has come...

....enough money within her
control to move out and
rent a place of her own
even if she never wants
to or needs to...

..something perfect to wear if
the employer or date of her dreams
wants to see her in an hour...

...a youth she's content
to leave behind...

...a past juicy enough that
she's looking forward to
retelling it in her old age...

...a set of screwdrivers, a
cordless drill, and a black lace bra...

..one friend who always makes
her laugh... and one who lets her cry...

...a good piece of furniture
not previously owned by anyone
else in her family...

....eight matching plates, wine
glasses with stems, and a recipe
for a meal that will make her
guests feel honored..

..a feeling of control over
her destiny...

SEND THIS TO 3 WOMEN...
you will have good luck for

Men Women Jokes Submitted by Salma "Penelope Cruz" Hayek (26),


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