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Man of God
The lord finds a man whose faith is unparalleled and grants him one wish.

"Build me a bridge to Hawaii," says the man, "so I can drive over anytime."

The Lord says, "Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports to reach the bottom of the Pacific. The concrete and steel it would take. I can do this, of course, but it's hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me."

The man thinks for a while and says, "I wish I could understand women."

After a few moments, God says, "You want two lanes or four?"

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