Mother & Son!|
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady
following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to
the checkout line, but she got in front of him.
'Pardon me,' she said, 'I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just
that you look just like my son, who just died recently.'
'I'm very sorry,' replied the young man, 'is there anything I can do for you?'
'Yes,' she said, 'As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother!'? It would make me feel so much better.'
'Sure,' answered the young man.
As the old woman was leaving, he called out, 'Goodbye, Mother!'
As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50.
'How can that be?' he asked, 'I only purchased a few things!'
'Your mother said that you would pay for her.' said the clerk.
Jokes Submitted by S Chatterj, India
My mother taught me about the science of osmosis:
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"
My mother taught me about stamina:
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is finished."
My mother taught me to appreciate a job well done:
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside - I've just finished cleaning!"
My mother taught me religion:
"You'd better pray that stain will come out of the carpet."
My mother taught me about time travel:
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you right into the middle of next week!"
My mother taught me logic:
"Because I said so, that's why."
My mother taught me foresight:
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
Redhead Mom Joke Submitted by Nicole Rayburn (24), Kentucky