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Email this Page Print this Page What Job Ads Really Mean!? “Competitive Salary” We remain competitive by paying you less than our competition. “Join our fast-paced company” We have no time to train you. “Casual work atmosphere” We don’t pay enough to expect that you will dress up; a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings. “Some overtime required” Some every night and some every weekend. “Duties will vary” Anyone in the office can boss you around. “Must have an eye for detail” We have no quality assurance. “Career-minded” Female applicants must be childless (and remain that way). “Apply in person” If you’re old, fat or ugly you’ll be told that the position has been filled. “Seeking candidates with a wide variety of experience” You’ll need it to replace the three people who just quit. “Problem-solving skills a must” You’re walking into perpetual chaos. “Requires team leadership skills” You’ll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect. “Good communication skills” Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it. Recruitment Humor Submitted by Amy Ryan (19), Got a good joke yourself? Submit your best Office joke to FUKKAD, and if we laugh, we might make you famous - or at least put your name, email, address & country on the site. Email it to us if you like this joke, try next Work Performance Evaluations! Human Resources Manager in Hell! The 20 Laws of Work 8 Monkeys Company Policies are Made Restroom Signs...Bathroom HR=High Risk You are moving up the ladder if..... Are You Ready For The Working World? I Learned in Corporate America... Boss's Wish Leave Letters... Office Inspiration Helpful Office Sayings Boss is always Right! Office Leave Letters Performance Appraisal Terms... Office Vocabulary Marketing Concepts Advertising and Marketing Fundas Only for Married Men... 5 Signs Your Co-Worker Is A Computer Hacker Workstation Work Hours Bankers Jokes Computer Viruses Ferry Crossing Kitty Hygiene All Alone Ethnic Work Drinking and Driving Jokes Home Ways to have Fun at Office Funny Corporate Anecdotes Strange Reasons Employees Use to "Call in Sick" Top 11 Reasons To Come To Work Naked Worrisome, Huh!? 4 Questions Quiz to test the Professional Company Christmas Party Letter issued by HR Microsoft to Indian Staff! Real Meaning of College Degrees! Medical Surgeons at Work Enron Political Theory! Brilliant Ways Girls Turn Down Guys Why Are Men Happier Than Women? - Part 1 Why Men Are Happier Than Women? - Part 2 Men Are Like... Women Are Like... 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know About Guys !! What Every Woman Should Know... The Missing Tampons!! Only for HOT people -- (Open with Care) Blonde Daughters on Honeymoon Kiddie's Mouthspeak Attorney Lawyer Jokes Doctor Humor Medicine Politics Humor Shopping Humor Celebrity Humor Beautiful Blondes Men & Women Relationships Computer Network Worm Desi NRI Surd Jokes Ethnic Cultural Humor Relationship Between Office & Bollywood Films PG Jokes Search Directory! F! Fun Plugs Junk Fun Blog Uncovered Celebs Cover Girls Funny Pictures Celebrity Gallery Movies Music Online Games Naughty Egreetings Funny Sms Beauty Secrets Food & Drinks Fun Videos F! Shopping Ringtones Logos Mobile Games Poster Store Back-to-School Savings College Essentials Sale Free Kama Sutra F! Tools Love Horoscope Chat Netpals Web Directory News Headlines Classifieds Message Board Paper Card

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