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Funny Leave Letters!
These are some of the leave letters written by various office personnel.
1. An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. please sanction me one week leave...
2. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
Since I have to go to the cremation ground and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave.
3. A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the headmaster:
As I am studying in this school I am suffering from head-ache. I request you to leave me today
4. A family friend of our`s told an incident of his friend`s letter I am suffering from fever, please declare holiday to the school.
5. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.
6. Another leave letter written to Administration dept:
As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.
Submitted by Moongerilal Wagle, Bangalore
Office Inspiration
Top 10 sayings we'd like to see on those office inspirational posters:
1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
2. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
4. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
5. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
6. A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.
7. Plagarism saves time.
8. If at first you don't succeed, try management.
9. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
10. TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
Submitted by Boss's Tail, Hyderabad
Employeement Difficulty
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They were both extremely good employees - always willing to work overtime and chip in where needed.
Mr. Smith was looking over his books one day and decided that he wasn't making enough money to warrant two employees and he would have to lay one off. But both Sarah and Jack were such good workers he was having trouble finding a fair way to do it.
He decided that he would watch them work and the first one to take a break would be the one he would lay off. So, he sat in his office and watched them work.
Suddenly, Sarah gets a terrible headache and needs to take an aspirin. She gets the aspirin out of her purse and goes to the water cooler to get something to wash it down with.
Mr. Smith follows her to the water cooler, taps her on the shoulder and says, 'Sarah, I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off.'
And Sarah says, 'Can you jack off? I have a headache!'
Submitted by Digene Vermat (),
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