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A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field.
While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of warm cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was.
The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound,
the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung and promptly dug him out and ate him!
Management Lessons:
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!
Submitted by Estella (27),
Congratulation Greeting Card
A Card You Will Never See in a store:
"Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would you like to take out this knife out of my back?"
"You'll probably need it again."
Submitted by Jeremy Dunst, UK
I miss you at Office
Its' 10 o'Clock at office.
Sansom : "Good Morning Chief"
Boss : "I missed you at Nine O'Clock."
Sansom : "Gee thanks! I missed you, too, Chief!"
Submitted by Daniels Hathaway, NY
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