Call Mom
A blonde went into a world wide message center to Chat with Friends to her mother overseas. When the man told her that the cost would be $300, she exclaimed, "I don't have any money, but I would do just about anything to get a message to my mother!"
The man raised an eyebrow, "Anything?"
"Yes, anything." promised the blonde.
With that, the man said, "Follow me." He walked into the next room and ordered her to go in with him, and drop to her knees.
She did as she was told and then he said, "Unzip my pants and take it out."
She took it out, grabbed hold of it with both hands, and then paused.
The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well... do your thing!"
As the blonde slowly brought his manhood closer to her lips, she said tentatively, "Hello, Mom?"
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