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P.M.S.
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?! Because no one else in this house knows how to change a lightbulb!! They don't even know the damn bulb burned OUT! They sit in this house in the DARK for THREE DAYS before they figure it OUT! And once they did figure it out, they wouldn't be able to FIND the damn bulbs despite the fact they've been in the same cupboard for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS!!
But if they DID, by some MIRACLE, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT! AND UNDERNEITH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @#$%&* BULBS CAME IN!!! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER PICKS UP AFTER THEMSELVES!!
IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF CRAP THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE! THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS... I'm sorry... what did you ask me?
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