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Psychology
The government did a survey on the nations greatest psychologists to
see exactly how good they were. They were each given 200 drug
addicts, 1 sheet of paper, and a pencil.
After a few hours they were
called back in and asked how they did. Many had made no progress
when one stood up and stated he had gotten 50 to stop drugs
immediately. In disbelief he was asked how. “Simple,” he said, “on one
side of the paper I drew a circle and said this is your brain. On the
other side I drew a very small circle and said this is your brain on
drugs. Immediately 50 stopped using drugs.”
At this time another
psychologist stood up and said. “That's nothing, I got all 200 of my
addicts to drop their habits immediately.” Then he was asked how.
“Simple,” he said, “on one side of the paper I drew a circle and said
this is your brain. Then on the other side I drew a really big circle
and said this is your butt hole when you go to prison.”
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