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Top 13 reasons I hate you for being on the internet with me
Hating people is not cool. I really do like everyone when I get to know them, but it's much easier to hate people I don't know :) If you're on my list, why not get in touch and we can chat, then I will put your name on the bottom of my list with the caveat, "Except..".
Subject to change, depending on which stupid people I have to deal with on a daily basis.
1) You have used computers for 5+ years, but are still unaware as to how you format a floppy disc
2) MSN or Google is your browser homepage
3) You assume slow website = slow computer
4) Your myspace page takes longer than 10 seconds to load
5) Your flikr account has 15 pictures in it, posted 6 months ago, but you still link to it everywhere
6) You think firefox is the best browser ever
7) You have *any* emoticons in your instant messaging client username
8) You don't understand that email is not just webmail
9) Your stupid bittorrent client is sucking up bandwidth I could be using for newsgroups
10) Look at your system tray. If it has more than 5 things in it, I hate you. If you don't know where it is, I really hate you.
11) You have ever described, or thought of SU as a marketing tool. I have an Iron Maiden waiting in my basement for you.
12) You think you're original. With anything. It has all been done before.
13) Anyone who thinks western civilisation will fall if we don't all use correct grammar.
Internet Jokes Submitted by Tony (29), England, UK
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