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Marriage with Redhead!!
A young man marrying a redhead asked his father for some marital advice.
The father said, "Just remind her who wears the pants in your family."
The evening arrived, the new husband tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here put these on."
She did and said "I don't fit into these."
"That's right!" he said, "and don't you forget who wears the pants in this family!"
With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."
He looked at them and said, "I can't get into your panties!"
She said, "That's right - and you won't until your attitude changes!"

Redhead Wife Joke Submitted by Greg 'Danielle Lloyd' (19), UK

Redhead Wife
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his redheaded wife and pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence.

The next morning the man woke his redhead with a pinch on the breast and said, "You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the poolman, and your brother."

Redhead Joke Submitted by Angelina (29), Mumbai


Two lines Redhead Jokes
How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
There's a hammer embedded in the monitor

What's the difference between a blonde and a redhead in bed?
A blonde let's you leave the bed when you are satisfied -
a redhead let's you leave the bed when SHE is satisfied.

What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Doughboy?
ANGRY redhead with a yeast infection!

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