The Ultimate Revenge
A woman came home just in time to catch her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband out of bed, down the stairs, into the garage and put his penis in a vise. She then picked up a hacksaw.
The husband was terrified, and screamed "STOP! STOP! You're not going to cut it off are you??!!"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said "Nope. I'm going to set the garage on fire. You do what you have to."
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