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Santa Claus
Little Bobby got a brand new bike for Christmas and was riding around
the small town area when a police officer on a horse road up to
him. "Hello there young man, did you get that bike from Santa
Clause?"
Bobby was very proud of his bike and replied with a
smile, "Why yes I did."
The officer was not a very jolly man and
said, "My son, you do not have any reflector lights on that pretty
bike of yours, I am going to have to write you a citation. Next time
you might want to tell Santa that if he gives you a new bike ever
again, he might want to put reflector lights on it!"
Little Bobby was
quite upset and replied back, "Hey officer, did Santa give you that
horse for Christmas?" The officer thought that this was humorous, so
he thought he play along, "Why yes he did."
Bobby then said to
him, "Well next time why don't you tell Santa to put the dick on the
bottom rather than the top of the horse!"
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