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Marketing Concepts
> You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
> You go up to her and say, "I am very rich.Marry me!"
> That's Direct Marketing.
> You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
> One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him."
> That's Advertising.
> You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
> You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
> That's Telemarketing.
> You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
> You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"
> That's Public Relations.
> You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
> She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich.."
> That's Brand Recognition.
> You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
> You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
> That's Customer Feedback!!!!!
> You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
> You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband!
> That's Demand and supply gap.
> You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
> You go up to her and before you say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" she turns her face towards you ------------ she is your wife!
> That's competition eating into your market share.
Submitted by 'Paris Hilton and Jessica Biel' Joy Gonzalvis (), Goa
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