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Sprite Commercial 'Programmer-friendly' Version
Mohit: Hey Abhay !! Kya yahan baitha forward karta rahta hai yaar. Naye packages dekh.... Naye language seekh. Night out Maar .... Fundoo programming kar like me....Do something cool man !!
Abhay: Achha ! To Kya hoga usse....
Mohit : Impression!!! Appraisal!!! Har appraisal main tu No 1! Hike in salary !! Extra Stocks !!
Abhay : Phir kya hoga...
Mohit: Project Leader ban jaayega..Phir Project Manager !!! Phir Business Manager ! One day U will be a Director of the Co. maan !!
Abhay : Acchha to phir kya hoga..
Mohit: Abe phir tu aish karega ! Koi kaam nahin karna padega Araam se office aayega aur MAIL check karega.
Abhay : To ab main kya kar raha hoon ????
The punch line:
Programming hai waste, Trust only copy-paste......... :)
Jokes Submitted by Mukesh Chaudhary, Jindal Organization, Delhi
Vajpayee and Bush!
Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman,"Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?"
The barman says "Yep, thats them.
So the guy walks over and says,"Hello, what are u guys doing?"
Bush says, "We're planning World War3"
Guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"
Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!"
Jokes Submitted by Pujan Zantye,
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