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Condom Tax
Little Johnny and his friends were talking about condoms in school
one day. Basically he knew where they were used and their purpose,
but not much more than that. So he decided to go to a local drug
store to buy a few in order to learn more about them. As to not
waste too much time, he asked the pharmacist if he had any condoms
for sale. The pharmacist replied, why yes, we have them three for a
dollar. Johnny replied, I'll take three then. When the pharmacist
tallied the amount the register, the total came to one-dollar and six
cents. Johnny said, wait a minute, what's the six cents for, I
thought you told me they were three for a dollar. The pharmacist
replied... that's the tax we put on them. Little Johnny said, oohh, I
thought they stayed on by themselves.
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