Big Trouble
A couple had 2 little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occured in their town, their sons were probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that the clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak to her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them one at a time.
The mother sent the 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see him in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, he just sat there with his jaw on the floor, staring wide-eyed at the clergyman. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone. "Where is God?" Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?" The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home, and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
The 8-year-old's brother found him in the closet and asked, "What happened?" The younger brother, gasping for air, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing and they thing WE did it!"
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