New Company Policy
A memo was posted about the company physical fitness programs.
Apparently, they were all being discontinued. The management had decided they were no longer needed.
The reasoning followed:
“As of today, we have discontinued all company physical fitness programs because they are no longer necessary. It appears that everyone gets enough exercise by jumping to conclusions, flying off the handle, beating around the bush, running down the clock, going around in circles, dodging responsibility, passing the buck, climbing the ladder, wading through paperwork, pulling strings, throwing their weight around, pushing their luck, dragging their feet, shooting the breeze, stretching the truth, bending the rules and screwing around.”
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