New Style Words

New suggestive Definitions of Words from the dictionary, altered by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter..

1. Bozone : The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

2. Cashtration : The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

3. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

4. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.

5. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

6. Hipatitis : Terminal coolness.

7. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease.

8. Karmageddon : it’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.

9. Decafalon : The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

10. Glibido : All talk and no action.

11. Dopeler effect : The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

12. Arachnoleptic fit : The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.

13. Beelzebug : Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out..

14. Caterpallor : The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you’re eating.

(from The Washington Post’s Style Invitational)

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