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20 Creepiest things you can whisper in someone else’s ear when giving them a hug!
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June 7th, 2014 / Comments Off on Hard Feelings / by FUKKAD!
Tommy discovered his wife was cheating with another guy, so he went to the guy’s wife and told her about it.
“I know what we will do”, she said, “Let’s take revenge on him.”
So together they went to a motel and had revenge.
June 7th, 2014 / Comments Off on Peaches / by FUKKAD!
A farmer was selling his peaches door to door.
He knocked on a door and a shapely 30-something woman dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door.
He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, “Would you like to buy some peaches?”
She pulled the top of her negligee to one side and asked, “Are they as firm as this?”
May 9th, 2014 / Comments Off on THE DEAF BOOKKEEPER and The Lawyer / by joker
THE DEAF BOOKKEEPER
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 MILLION. His bookkeeper is deaf.
That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing, so he would not have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10MILLION, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer: “Ask him where the money is!”
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido: “Where’s the money?”
Guido signs back: “I don’t know what you are talking about.”
The lawyer tells the Godfather: “He says he doesn’t know what you are talking about.”
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido’s head and says: “Ask him again or I’ll kill him!”
The lawyer signs to Guido: “He’ll kill you if you don’t tell him.”
Guido trembles and signs back: “OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno’s house.”
The Godfather asks the lawyer: “What did he say? ”
The lawyer replies:
“He says you don’t have the guts to pull the trigger”.
Don’t you just love lawyers?
May 9th, 2014 / Comments Off on World In The Year 1998 The Lewinsky Scandal Broke / by Maverick
• Jerry Yang was running Yahoo.
• Google, Inc. was founded.
• The Galileo probe discovers that Jupiter’s moon Europa has a liquid ocean under a thick crust of ice.
• 80–90% of the world’s pagers lost service when the Galaxy IV communications satellite fell out of orbit.
• A gallon of gas cost $1.15.