Need Motivation? Fun Fitness Ads That Will Get You To Gym

June 15th, 2014 / Comments Off on Need Motivation? Fun Fitness Ads That Will Get You To Gym / by Kitty

Fun Fitness Motivational Ads That Will Get You To The Gym!

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Gym Pole Dance Workout – Lowers your risk of heart attack, Raises your husband’s!

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Summer Heat Settings!

June 9th, 2014 / Comments Off on Summer Heat Settings! / by FUKKAD!

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Hard Feelings

June 7th, 2014 / Comments Off on Hard Feelings / by FUKKAD!

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Tommy discovered his wife was cheating with another guy, so he went to the guy’s wife and told her about it.

“I know what we will do”, she said, “Let’s take revenge on him.”

So together they went to a motel and had revenge.

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June 7th, 2014 / Comments Off on Peaches / by FUKKAD!

whole and cut open white nectarines (Peaches)

 A farmer was selling his peaches door to door.

 He knocked on a door and a shapely 30-something woman dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door.

He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, “Would you like to buy some peaches?”

She pulled the top of her negligee to one side and asked, “Are they as firm as this?”

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May 9th, 2014 / Comments Off on THE DEAF BOOKKEEPER and The Lawyer / by joker


A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 MILLION.  His bookkeeper is deaf.

That was the reason he got the job in the first place.  It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing, so he would not have to testify in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10MILLION, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer: “Ask him where the money is!”

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido: “Where’s the money?”

Guido signs back: “I don’t know what you are talking about.”

The lawyer tells the Godfather: “He says he doesn’t know what you are talking about.”

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido’s head and says: “Ask him again or I’ll kill him!”

The lawyer signs to Guido: “He’ll kill you if you don’t tell him.”

Guido trembles and signs back: “OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno’s house.”

The Godfather asks the lawyer: “What did he say? ”

The lawyer replies:

“He says you don’t have the guts to pull the trigger”.
Don’t you just love lawyers?

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World In The Year 1998 The Lewinsky Scandal Broke

May 9th, 2014 / Comments Off on World In The Year 1998 The Lewinsky Scandal Broke / by Maverick

In 1998…

• Jerry Yang was running Yahoo.

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• Google, Inc. was founded.

• The Galileo probe discovers that Jupiter’s moon Europa has a liquid ocean under a thick crust of ice.

• 80–90% of the world’s pagers lost service when the Galaxy IV communications satellite fell out of orbit.

• A gallon of gas cost $1.15.

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100+ Service Businesses to Start Today

April 8th, 2014 / Comments Off on 100+ Service Businesses to Start Today / by FUKKAD!

business ideas - city skyline Convenience-craving consumers are always looking for a way to do things better, faster and cheaper. Often, that means turning to a specialty-services entrepreneur who knows how to get the job done right. Here, Guen Sublette provides some inspiration for aspiring service providers-from adventure-tour leaders to window washers. With 100+ ideas to choose from, you have no excuse not to get started today with your own service business.

Scroll through our ideas and get a taste of what’s out there.

Event Services
Reunion Organizing
Reunite ’em ’cause it pays so good: Whether it’s one big happy family or one big high school class, reunions can be a joyful-and lucrative-occasion for reunion organizers. Schedule the accommodations, coordinate the catering and entertainment, send out the invitations, then sit back and let it all “come together.”

With your eye for photo opportunities-at weddings, parties, special events and more-you could be zooming in on profits as a freelance photographer. Be prepared to work weekends and evenings (when many clients will need your services) and to hire an assistant to help you juggle your photo paraphernalia.

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Stupid Questions & Snappy Answers About India

March 28th, 2014 / Comments Off on Stupid Questions & Snappy Answers About India / by FUKKAD!

These answers to travel queries on India are the actual responses by the Indian travel information website officials who obviously have an excellent sense of humour!

Q: Does it ever get windy in India? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.

Q: Will I be able to see elephants in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you’ve been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from Delhi to Goa- can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it’s only three thousand kms, take lots of water.

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School Opens

March 25th, 2014 / Comments Off on School Opens / by FUKKAD!

School Cartoons Jokes

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