Learning from the Japanese

July 6th, 2013 / Comments Off on Learning from the Japanese / by Kitty

Interesting Information about Culture and Ethics of Japan:

1. Did you know that Japanese children clean their schools every day for a quarter of an hour with teachers, which led to the emergence of a Japanese generation who is modest and keen on cleanliness.

2. Did you know that any Japanese citizen who has a dog must carry bag and special bags to pick up dog’s droppings. Hygiene and their eagerness to address cleanliness is part of Japanese ethics.

3. Did you know that hygiene worker in Japan is called “health engineer” and can command salary of USD 5000 to 8000 per month, and a cleaner is subjected to written and oral tests!!

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New Company Policy

June 30th, 2013 / Comments Off on New Company Policy / by FUKKAD!

A memo was posted about the company physical fitness programs.
Apparently, they were all being discontinued. The management had decided they were no longer needed.
The reasoning followed:

“As of today, we have discontinued all company physical fitness programs because they are no longer necessary. It appears that everyone gets enough exercise by jumping to conclusions, flying off the handle, beating around the bush, running down the clock, going around in circles, dodging responsibility, passing the buck, climbing the ladder, wading through paperwork, pulling strings, throwing their weight around, pushing their luck, dragging their feet, shooting the breeze, stretching the truth, bending the rules and screwing around.”

The Management

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Differences Between Women and Men

June 9th, 2013 / Comments Off on Differences Between Women and Men / by Maverick

Some little differences between Women and Men!!!

1. Names:
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

2. Eating Out:
When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50.
None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want the change back.
When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
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Who’s the Ape Here!? (WTF video)

June 6th, 2013 / Comments Off on Who’s the Ape Here!? (WTF video) / by FUKKAD!

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Meanings of Common Words

June 5th, 2013 / Comments Off on Meanings of Common Words / by FUKKAD!

meanings of common words
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Alcohol Tester

June 3rd, 2013 / Comments Off on Alcohol Tester / by FUKKAD!

In an alcohol factory the regular tester died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.

A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.

The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him.

They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, “It’s red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers.”

“That’s correct”, said the boss.

Another glass. “It’s red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a south western slope, oak barrels.”

“Correct.” The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary to suggest something.

She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.
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Clocks for engineers!

May 31st, 2013 / Comments Off on Clocks for engineers! / by FUKKAD!

clock for engineers

Engineering Clock

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Chemistry Pick Up Lines

May 29th, 2013 / Comments Off on Chemistry Pick Up Lines / by Maverick

you are damn F I Ne

You must be copper and tellurium cause you sure are CuTe!
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Social Media Fails

May 29th, 2013 / Comments Off on Social Media Fails / by FUKKAD!

Wrong Caption at Wrong Time.

wrong caption at wrong time
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