Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.|
- Lazerus Long
"Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands."
- Anne Frank
Suresh Kumar (), New Delhi, India
College is that bright interlude of freedom a young man has between subjection to his mother and submission to his wife.
"Now that Harry Potter has taught the nation to read again, maybe they will read something else. Next step: Tolstoy."
- Salman Rushdie (On England's Readers)
Charlie (), London, UK
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history - with the possible exeption of handguns and tequila.
- Mitch Radcliffe
"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, you think it's only a minute. But when you sit on a hot stove for a minute, you think it's two hours. That's relativity.
- Albert Einstein
Brad Lee (), Hampashire, England
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