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Funny Quotes from "famous" people
"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets." -
Dave Edison.
"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either." -
Dick Cavett.
"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex." -
Edgar Wallace.
"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." -
Sacha Guitry.
"Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff." -
Steven Wright.
"You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone." -
Al Capone.
"To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit." -
Enoch Powell.
"If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow." -
John Wayne.
"The trouble with children is that they're not returnable." -
Quentin Crisp.
Quotation Contributed by Vedanshi (), Bandra
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