"Were kisses all the joys in bed, one woman would another wed."|
Contributed by Ingrid Kaavalezer (29), Las Vegas
"Once they call you a Latin Lover, you're in real trouble. Women expect an Oscar performance in bed."
- Marcello Mastroianni
Contributed by Ingrid Kaavalezer (29), from CyberCafe, Las Vegas
Love is a complicated machinery. But sometimes all you need is a good screw to fix it.
Contributed by kumar ravi, IN
"There are a number of mechanical devices that increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief amongst these is the Mercedes Benz 380L convertible."
"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that -- sex for money costs less."
"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."
"Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus."
"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy."
"I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women."
"A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man."
Contributed by Vikah Tibre, Bombay
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