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'You're as old as you look at 6A.M.'
Contributed by Amber Valletta (24), Pennsylvania
"I wish I never said good bye... I wish I never let it die... but I did, and now all I want to do is cry"
"U always said u hate 2 see me hurt, u hate 2 see me cry, so all those times u hurt me, were u closing ur eyes!"
Contributed by Kaitlyn Pollitt (), Australia
Never leave things unfinished.
- Melissa C.
Contributed by ButtaCupBabie (),
love is painful, it is true;
not to love is painful too;
but it gives a greater pain
to love and not to be loved again...
Contributed by Kavita Mohta (),
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
- Roseanne
Contributed by Irian Caulifield (),
A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes
- Anonymous
Contributed by Ragini Daksh (), Mumbai, Maharashtra
Some Very Bright Women Said...
1. "I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde." - Dolly Parton
2. "You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy." - Erica Jong
3. "I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours.
I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours." - Rita Rudner
4. "My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child.
We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives." - Rita Rudner
5. "I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog." - Wendy Liebman
6. "Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth." - Erma Bombeck
7. "If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing 'em." - Sue Grafton
8. "I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on." - Roseanne Barr
9. "I think, therefore I'm single." - Lizz Winstead
Contributed by Jesseca D. Turner (22), Washington DC
"Love hurts when you break up with someone, Love hurts even more when they break up with you, but Love hurts the most when you can't or are too embarrassed to tell the person you feel for that you love them"
Contributed by Alex Williamz ,
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