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Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Friday, June 1

HOW CAN THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE?

I went to McDonald's. I looked at the menu and saw that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half-dozen nuggets.
"We don't have a half-dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter.
"You don't?" I replied.
"We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply.
"So I can't order a half-dozen nuggets but I can order six?"
"That's right."
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.


I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.
"Do you need some help?" I asked.
She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?"
"Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm too?" I asked.
"No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries...it's a long walk."

Friday, March 9

Frienship Shayari n Missing U Poems

F: field_of_luv,
R: root_of_joy,
I : island_of_nature,
E: end_of_sorrow,
N: name_of_hope,
D: door_of_understnding.
That’s wht U R my Great F:R:I:E:N:D.!
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Na puch mere sabar ki inteha kaha tak hai,
tu sitam kar le teri takat jahan tak hai,
wafa ki umeed jinhe hogi unhe hogi,
hume to dekhna hai tu bewafa kahan tak hai.
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Ulfat ka aksar yehi dastur hota hai,
jise chaho wahi apne se dur hota hai,
Dil tutkar bikharta hai is kadar jaise
koi kanch ka khilona chur-chur hota hai.
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kisi ke pyar ko bhulna na aaya hume.
kisi ke dil ko dukhana na aaya hume.
kisi ke liye tadpna to seekh liya par
apne liye kisi ko tadpana na aaya hume.
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Jane kis baat ki mujhko saza deta hai,
meri hasti hui ankhon ko rula deta hai.
Ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri,
koi is tarah bhi kya apne dost ko bhula deta hai.
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As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again.
With the moon hangin in the starlit sky,
i m here 2 wish U NiteNite! Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight
Being happy doesn’t mean that everything is perfect. It means that you have decided to look beyond the imperfections…. So always be happy..
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Being happy doesn’t mean that everything is perfect.
It means that you have decided to look beyond the imperfections…. So always be happy..
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