Tuesday, June 9

Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers

Dear employees,

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme

Wednesday, June 3

Alcoholic Dilemma

Doctor... How did you fall into the gutter?

Alcoholic patient... What can I say Doc..
There was a manhole, without a lid  outside a wine shop ..

Saturday, May 30

If Titanic had Captain Donald Trump

If Titanic was captained by Donald Trump ....

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