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Wednesday, November 4
Friday, October 30
Social Oxymorons
*English is full of contradictions....*
Here are some funny oxymorons ! ππ
1) Found Missing
2) Open Secret
3) Small Crowd
4) Act Naturally
5) Clearly Misunderstood
6) Fully Empty
7) Pretty Ugly
8) Seriously Funny
9) Only Choice
10) Original Copies
11) Exact Estimate
12) Tragic Comedy
13) Foolish Wisdom
14) Liquid Gas
15) happily married
*And The newest Mother of all Oxymorons is -
16) "Social Distancing"
Saturday, October 24
Thursday, October 22
Tuesday, October 20
Global Opinions n Quotes on Marriage
A few interesting
GLOBAL OPINIONS ABOUT MARRIAGE :
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
– Al Gore ππ
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
– Socrates ππ
Women inspire us to great things, and prevent us from achieving them.
– Mike Tyson ππ
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs πwith me.
– Bill Clinton ππ
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
– Michael Jordan π
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
– Barack Obamaπ³π³
When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.
π
πAnd the best one …
"Marriage is a beautiful forest where Brave Lions are killed by beautiful Deer".
πππ
Have a wonderful day !!
Thursday, October 15
Monday, October 12
Eventful Dinner International
At a Diplomats' dinner, a waiter tripped and shattered the beautiful plate in which he was carrying a large turkey.
Hushed silence turned into a roar of laughter, when the quick-witted Diplomat announced:
"Gentlemen !
You have just witnessed 4 major international events happening :-
Fall of Turkey
Breakup of China
Spillage of Greece
and
Frustration of Hungary !
π
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