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Two Lovers Plan to die
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies!
Funny Sms Submitted by Areeya Nongluk Brande Roderick (26), Playmate
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1. If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?
2. Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep.
3. I Wanted To Change The World, But God Wouldn't Give Me The Source Code !!
4. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
Funny Sms Submitted by Teagen Presley (18), West Indies
Women's SMS!!
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
Women's Sms Submitted by Tera Patrick (19), Madison Square
A response to a corny pick-up line!
Male: Is this seat empty?
Female: Yes, and mine will be too, if you sit down.
Corny Sms Submitted by Eva Green Fan (24), Madrid
Married MEMORY!
Any married man should forget his mistakes; there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Marriage Sms Submitted by Amy Sue Cooper (21), Playboy Cyber Girl
I know you're out there somewhere
I know you're out there somewhere and I know you're with her, but I still love you! I luv u so much that it hurts and I want you back in my life! Please don't leave me here with Him!!!!!
I love you more than god love peace
I love you more than god love peace, Butterflies love flowers, rivers love sea, poets love beauty and I love my self.But why dont you look at me? I always wait for you at the varandhas, classroom and Road!
Valentine Sms Submitted by Hooi (17), Tokyo, Japan
Holy Cow!!
cows cows
about cows
talking cows
you cows
kept cows
I cows
long cows
how cows
look cows
Idiot cows
hey cows
(read this out loud. say cow before each line. say cow after each line.
Say cow before and after each line.)
Now read the first word from each line bottom-top.
Absurd Sms Submitted by "T. H." (), Uniserve
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
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A rash of good luck!!
Naughty Sms Submitted by Mario Rocio (), San Fransisco
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