Some Funny Questions

Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough money?

Do you know the answers??? 🙂

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, “It’s all right?” Well, it isn’t all right, so why don’t we say, “That hurt, you stupid idiot?”

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

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