Student vs. Professor

After having failed his exam in Logistics and Organization, a student goes to his professor and confronts him about it.

“Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?” the student asks.

“Of course!” the professor replies. “Otherwise I would not be a professor!”

“Great,” the student says. “Then I have a proposal for you. I will ask you a question within your field of expertise. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept mymark and go. If, however, you do not know the answer, I want you to give me an ‘A’ for the exam.”

“Okay, it’s a deal,” the professor says. “So what is the question?”

“The question is this,” the student comments. “What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal?”

The professor thinks about this for a minute. “I’ll have to get back to you on this,” he finally says. “Come back tomorrow.”

Later that day, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.

The student answers, “Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical but not legal. The fact that you are considering giving your wife’s lover an ‘A’ when he should be failing is neither legal nor logical!”

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