The Blonde selection
MECHANIC & Blonde
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
Girl says, “What’s the story?”
He replies, “Just crap in the carburettor.”
Girl asks, “How often do I have to do that?”
EXPOSURE by Blonde
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out.
A policeman approaches her and says,”Ma’am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?”
She says, “Why officer?” “Because your breast is hanging out.” he says.
She looks down and says, “OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!”
SPEEDING TICKET for Blonde Girl
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act together.
Yesterday you took my license away and today you expect me to show it to you!”
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