Top 25 bumpers – Dumb Bumpers

My Boyfriend Fixed It

My Boyfriend Fixed It

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege
– Mental

Kids in the front seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause kids.
– Breeding

Your just jealous because the voices talk to me.
– Mental

Politicians and diapers should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
– Political

Fat people are harder to kidnap.
– Random

Don’t steal; The government hates competition.
– Political, Crime

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
– Mental

If ass holes could fly this place would be an airport
– Random

Normal people worry me Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are ok, your it
– Mental

We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile.
– Random

Of course I’m out of my mind, it’s dark and scary in there!
– Mental

Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them
– Breeding

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.
– Relationships

Stop animal experimentation – Use lawyers
– Animals

Learn from your parent’s mistakes – use birth control
– Breeding

Moody bitch seeks nice guy for love-hate relationship
– Mental

One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
– Sexist

Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups
– Random

Caution I swerve and hit people at random.
– Driving

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
– Crime

If it’s too loud you’re too old.
– Cars

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of Congress?
– Political

Are you always this stupid, or is today a special occasion?
– Mental

It’s God’s job to forgive Bin Laden… It’s our job to arrange the meeting – USMC
– Political

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