Top 25 bumpers – Dumb Bumpers
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege
Kids in the front seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Your just jealous because the voices talk to me.
Politicians and diapers should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Fat people are harder to kidnap.
Don’t steal; The government hates competition.
– Political, Crime
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
If ass holes could fly this place would be an airport
Normal people worry me Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are ok, your it
We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile.
Of course I’m out of my mind, it’s dark and scary in there!
Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.
Stop animal experimentation – Use lawyers
Learn from your parent’s mistakes – use birth control
Moody bitch seeks nice guy for love-hate relationship
One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups
Caution I swerve and hit people at random.
Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
If it’s too loud you’re too old.
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of Congress?
Are you always this stupid, or is today a special occasion?
It’s God’s job to forgive Bin Laden… It’s our job to arrange the meeting – USMC
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