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11 Things To Do While Working At A Movie Theater
1. As people purchase their tickets, tell them how the movie they will see ends.
2. Two words: Shadow puppets.
3. Replace the “Children’s Film” with “Not So Children’s Film,” and lock all the doors.
4. Nothing–it works for a lot of other employees.
5. Place cell phones under seats, and then make them ring, only so you can go over to the person whose chair it’s under and yell at them.
6. Make your own “butter” for the bastards that ridicule you.
7. A coworker.
8. Check everyone’s movie stubs during the movie. Six times.
9. Start a Fight Club.
10. Triple the price of soft drinks and the triple the amount of salt on the popcorn.
11. Put Ex-Lax in the drinks. Lock all the doors.
What to do in a movie theatre:
* I do not condone any of your retarded idea, and if you do any of them you are solely responsible for your shenanigans.
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Submitted by Alan Cumming Rickman Baldwin 'Adam Sandler' (18), Hathaway Scott
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