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Fun Things To Do At Walmart
- Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.
- Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the
store.
- Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals
throughout the day.
- Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to
join in.
- Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the
restrooms.
- Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I
think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what
happens.
- Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off
and turn the volumes to "10".
- Play with the automatic doors.
- Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you
in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid
embarrassment.
- While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself
loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crap,
anyway?"
- Repeat Number 13 in the jewelry department.
- Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head
and walk around the store casually.
- Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the
mannequins.
- Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as
your playing field.
- As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look
mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
- Ask to put M&M's on layaway.
- Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
- Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll
only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and
Bath.
- Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the
spray air fresheners.
- Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in
Cosmetics.
- Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,
- "I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"
- TP as much of the store as possible.
- Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
- Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello"
upside down.
- When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and
ask,
- "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
Submitted by Kerissa (19), US
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