Wacky but Inspiring Quotes

Check out these quotations. They’re also hilarious and funny but inspire us too.

“The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.”

“Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.”

“Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.”

“Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.”

“Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!”

“The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.”

“There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.”

“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.”

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