Wickedly Funny Classified Ads from Newspapers

EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS – $175.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! SELLING WASHER & DRYER $300.

GEORGIA PEACHES – CALIFORNIA GROWN – 89 cents lb.

NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED – USED ONCE

TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 – $9 PER HOUR.

BILL’S SEPTIC CLEANING – “WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS”

OPEN HOUSE – BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON – FREE COFFEE & DONUTS

TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800

COWS FOR SALE.- NEVER BRED CALVES. ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.

NORDIC TRACK $300 – HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY

HUMMELS – LARGEST SELECTION EVER “IF IT’S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!”

HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB

OUR SOFA WILL SEAT THE WHOLE MOB. 100% ITALIAN LEATHER.

ALZHEIMER’S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER

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