Sccoter-Bathroom

Scooterist's Toilet 

Life is like Willy

Hard Life!

Sometimes life is up and sometimes down,

But it won't be hard forever!

Flirt or Harassment

Saddam on twitter : What's the difference between flirting and harassment ?

Ali replies : If you are handsome then its flirting, if you are ugly its harassment!

Wife on Knees

Husband to friends, "Had a fight with my wife and she ended up on her knees"

Friends, "What a man!"

(Moral: Everthing you hear or read is an opinion until proven or seen otherwise)

Taste of Wine

Australian Wine taste of bush !!

Jingle Bells

The Holidays aren't the same without J&B !