Oxymorons

Oxymorons

 

An oxymoron is a phrase comprised of two words that seem to contradict one another. They are more prevalent in writing than one would imagine. Just check out these examples of...

 

Oxymorons:

 

Extinct Life

Plastic glasses

Terribly pleased

Computer security

Political science

Tight slacks

Definite maybe

Pretty ugly

Rap music

Working vacation

Microsoft Works

Brilliant PR study material

Anybody wanting to get into the PR business must study this. As Brilliant as it is hilarious!! -

No matter which side of the AISLE you're on, THIS is FUNNY! 

Judy Wallman Trump, a professional genealogy researcher in southern California, was doing some personal work on her own family tree.  She discovered that President Donald Trump's great, great uncle, Remus Trump, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889.  Both Judy and President Trump share this common ancestor.

The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows  in Montana territory.  On the back of the picture Judy obtained during her research is this inscription: "Remus Trump, horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889."

So Judy recently e-mailed the President for information about their great, great uncle, Remus.

Believe it or not, President Trump's staff sent back the following biographical sketch for her genealogy research:

"Remus Trump was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad.  Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to government service, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed."

Now THAT is how it's done, Folks!

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Hindi to English Translation

पेपर मेँ पूछा गया कि

*सन्तोष आम खाता है*

इस वाक्य को अंग्रेज़ी में लिखो 

अंग्रेज़ी की भी आत्मा काँप गई जब

जवाब में किसी ने लिखा 

*satisfaction is a general account.*

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Colonialism is....

Colonialism is ..

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Never having to say Sorry !(sic)

Sin or Deed

"Father, yesterday I beat up a politician.."

Free Rental

🐜An ant knocked on the door of a house.

The house owner opened the door.

"I want a place to stay," said the ant.

"I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost," said the owner.

The ant went inside and occupied the vacant room.

After some days, the ant brought in another ant 🐜and requested the

owner, "Can you please allow this ant to stay with me?"

"Oh sure, you can do so without paying any rent," said the owner.

After some days the ant brought a 3rd 🐜ant and requested the owner

to allow it to stay with them.

The owner agreed to it without asking for any rent.

This went on as the 🐜ant brought in more and more ants and the owner agreed to let them stay without any rent.

One fine day, the ant brought in the  *10th* ant 🐜and requested the owner

to allow it to stay with them all.

The owner said, 

"OK, you can all stay here but now you all need to pay rent."

*Now the question is:*

Why did the owner ask for rent when the 10th ant came in?

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Because they were now *tenants!*

🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

PS: I am also looking for the guy who sent me this!

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